Humour has an intellectual, as well as emotional element. Since we are all different, we respond to different types of humour. It doesn’t matter what kind of humour you indulge in, as long as it makes you laugh.
The important thing is to have a sense of humour. Having a sense of humour helps you to see the lighter side of things in everyday life. Laugh whenever you can. Where possible, help to spread some laughter wherever you go.
I hope the following selection of humour will bring on a chuckle, or at least put a smile on your face.
May your days be filled with laughter.
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The guy at the furniture store told me the sofa would seat 5 people without problems. Then it occurred to me, I don't think I know five people without problems. - Unknown
A Genie granted me one wish, so I said, “I just want to be happy.” Now, I’m living in a cottage with six Dwarfs and working in a mine. - Unknown
“I will be contacting my lawyer”, is the adult version of “I’m telling my mom.” - Unknown
I no longer dislike Mondays. I’m mature now. I dislike the whole week. - Unknown
A majority of archaeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past. - Unknown
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they open their mouths. - Unknown
I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen
A quarrel is like buttermilk: once it’s out of the churn, the more you shake it, the more sour it grows. - Unknown
I don’t mind what Congress does, as long as they don’t do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo
The weather person said it’s going to be too hot to exert yourself outside. But just to be safe I’m not going to exert myself inside either. - Unknown
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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection.
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