Shave!

Hair here
Hair there
From one day to the next
Hair is no longer accepted
What happened?

Suddenly it's over
Get lost hairy monkey

Welcome to the modern era
Adapt yourself chimpanzee,
baboon
Chest hair, beard, hairy legs
In the 21st century is not done
Do it yourself, wet or dry
It's high time for a makeover.

Did you hear what Mrs Lovett said?
Can't an ape even be a monkey anymore?

Man be happy that she sees you
Why you and not me?

Why not me?
Guys tell me, aren't I the prettiest of us all?

Ask the mirror and you'll hear it yourself.

Why a smooth buttocks face?
I don't like being made a fool of.

It's evolution fellow beard apes I swear.
The woman is rebelling and can no longer be controlled! Why do we go along with this? Why all this misery, have we become the weaker sex?

Shave buddy!
The razor, water and soap are provided and free of charge. How hard can it be? Even the barber at the market can do it.

Do you mean Sweeney Todd?

The trio stands in front of the mirror, complaining
Shaving furiously
A sorrow shared is half as bad
Fair is fair
The beloved woman has suffered
Been ridiculed and humiliated long enough
Forced to shave to please the unkempt bearded ape.

Header/Photogrid: Canva
Pictures: AI-generated by me - bing.com/create
29-7-2024
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