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It all started this evening when my husband returned from work, he discovered i had already prepared dinner for him. He was very happy. It has been long he had dinner by 6pm. This is because of our busy schedules. But i managed to return home early today.

I served him his food and was even offering to feed him.

It was fun thou.

So while lying on the bed pressing his phone, i tapped him and asked that we play a game.

He then remembered today is Wednesday and we were fond of playing our romantic games on Tuesdays. So today my hubby really saw the romantic side of me.

Without wasting time, he dropped his phone and asked.

So which game are we going to play?

Truth or dare. I cooed in excitement.

O come on, my love. we have been playing truth or dare since we knew each other. Right now you know everything about me and i have ask every question in the book. Suggest another game."

Okay. You suggest a game for us."

Hide and seek. I will tie your eyes and you will find me. When you catch me, than i will be the one find you."

I shook my head.

"Na so. That is an old game. I don't have the strength to come and be runing up and down. I just want something we can be playing on the bed without going anywhere.

"Okay fine. Suggest another game na. I'm out of games to play."

I thought for a while. I clapped my hands and grinned like one who won a million dollars.

Ugochukwu, how about i ask you ten questions about me and if you fail to answer any question, then i will bite you. So that means i will bite you for any question you fail to answer.

Were will you be betting me? I asked.

Your hands of cause."

So how about me, were will i bite you?

I looked at my body. Than i said.

You choose."

I will bite you on your buttocks if you fail my question." He told me.

You and buttocks. But it should end at only bitting o. Let it not tress pass to smooching." He laughed.

I offered to start the question. I said when im done asking ten questions, than he can now ask me and bite me too if i fail to answer his questions.

I agreed.

We both sat facing each other.

After a moment of silence.

I asked.

Romantically.

"So baby, what is the date of birth of my grandfather."

"Ah! What concern me with your grandfather na? Even your father does not know his date of birth."

That one is not my business. Do u know it or you don't know it?

I don't."

I immediately grabbed his hand like sugar cane and use my teeth to bite him. He endured the pain.

Then i asked again.

So my love and sweetheart, how many grandfathers have i had in my generations?

That was when he explored.

Come which kind of useless yeye question is this? Am i supposed to be counting your grandfathers generation? Ask questions i know and can answer.

I did not say anything. I knew he did not know it, i grabbed his hands again like roasted yam that has been sauced with pepper and gave him the bite of his life.

This time he screamed.

Then i asked again.

So my treasure of my life. Can you tell me when my grandmother visited my father when he was still single?

He stood up from the bed. He said my wife just bite me let me ask my own questions. I insisted that i was not done yet and it has to be up to 10 first before you ask yours.

He refused o.

I can not allow you to be bitting me anyhow. You have to answer mine today or we die here in this house together. How may grey hairs did my grandfather have in his anus? No answer me o. You mush answer me. How many grey hair?

I opend the door and ran out of the bedroom. He followed me.

He said to me, i doesn't know anything yet.

Come back here, monkey. Tell me how many time my grandfather has polluted the air in his lifetime. You must tell me now.

I ran into to toilet and locked the door.

I was laughing and screaming.

That is were you will sleep o. You better sleep in the toilet. Ehen. Or you come here let me bite you the three bites you gave me so we can sleep in pace every time you will be showing sense. Come let me bite you my own o or you sleep in the toilet this night."

Just see my hands.

My wife has mesmerized my hands with bite.

This woman has tiger teeth.

Game over.....

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