I heard this one years ago and can't remember where but it is definitely worth sharing. Generally I prefer the stupid dad jokes but this one falls more into the actual good joke category.
Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court and the judge is looking over their papers and seems a bit confused. After reading through everything he looks at Mickey and says , "So as far as I can tell it says here that you want to get divorced because you said she is crazy?" and Mickey looks up at the judge and says, "No, I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!"
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