I was robbed this evening 🤣

I WAS ROBBED THIS EVENING
There is this yard around my neighborhood
The owner of this yard own two tiger's looking dog which are friendly but I don't know why they are not friendly to me even with all the respect I do give them, I greet them even when they are not looking at me
Like they are always caged..
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This evening I was coming back from where I went to get two noodles,,
Then I came back saw a ball, it long I played ball and all the C.Ronaldo in me arose and I was lobbing the ball, then release it, I still don't know when it left my leg and hit the cage open,
Bros these two dogs ran towards my side,
I couldn't run, I closed my eyes and prayed to fadalawd for a second chance dat I will repent after, then he listen and spoke to me to fake dead,

So I felt to the ground closed my eyes,
The two attackers came smelled me , the destroyed all my noodles and all of my money, N40 in total,, .
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Then help later came, as the owner shouted at the two robbers who have finish destroying all the big boy I have been doing in my neighborhood,.

What is paining me now is that Emediong my former crush witness the whole thing,.
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Tomorrow, I am going to look for an attorney
I am going to sue those stupid dogs for robbery which is a capital offence in Nigeria
And also for asualt,

Meanwhile,, join me next Sunday to thank God for not allowing those robbers to take away my life before my birthday which is coming up 27th May..