The Steemiest of Steemit Posts

This is a Steemit post.

This is a post, here on the Steemit platform. It is a post about a post, which is very meta. Thank you for stopping by! I hope you have enjoyed this Steemit post which I have posted on Steemit. I have actually tricked you, because this was really posted on Steempeak. Haha! Foiled again.

One day I'd like to become the biggest poster in the world. Not in physical size, but in mass. Well, not really in mass, but in dimensions. I would like my posts to reach out into the 4th dimension and higher. After the quality of my posts unfold into the ether, it will begin to produce blocks. Then all you will be able to do is read my posts because they will permeate your entire being.

There will be no escape from my Steemit posts. Their letters and words will be passing through your cell walls without any resistance, as if they were not even there. They are unbound by gravitational frames, so they essentially travel at the speed of light. The wisdom cannot be contained. My Steemy posts will be the foundation of religions throughout the known universe and beyond.

By reading this far, you've already been penetrated by my deep profundity. It is too late for you, but it isn't too late for for your pets. They will go on, in the knowledge that you were a true believer. The Steemiest of them all.