Have you watched Bruce Almighty?

Of course, you have.

I love that movie. Great roles of Carrey and Freeman.
I always imagine what I would do if I was almighty.

First of all, I would shorten my penis to around 8 inches.
And then I would get back in time and buy some Bitcoins.

Wait...
I'm so shallow and selfish. I know.

I know what would I do, to make the world a better place.

I would enlarge Trump's, Putin's and XiGeenpin's penises first.
To around two inches.
And then arrange their triple dickfight in a cage.
UFC style.
The winner would have his wiener enlarged another half of inch.
I think there is a limit of miracles even for The Almighty One.

Enough with day dreamin'.

Once upon a time I drew Jim Carrey:
https://steempeak.com/@piotrgrafik/jim-carrey-drawing-timelapse-actor-of-the-day

So I figured out, I should try something crazy.
Ready?