The crypt has fallen

There is a decline in the cryptocurrency world today. there will only be these photos)

I'll invest, right now, right this minute.
Into this very fucking crypto currency.
I'll put five thousand dollars in there.
And I'll wait quietly on the sidelines.

I will represent New York, Liverpool and Shanghai.
And familiar, native, not Dombay, but Dubai.
And Thailand, where I've been in a trance for fifteen years.
I will famously play their rich cricket.

I'm going to dissect on an eared elephant there
And I will scroll through my account on my smartphone with my finger.
And while I'm chilling in striped underpants
My crypt will grow by leaps and bounds.

I'll invest in her, motherfucker, only then.
To not work anywhere, never by anyone.
Without the details of these financial schemes
I want my own currency harem in the accounts.

What do I need these five thousand, I'll put everything in the crypt
I'll be my own boss.
Into the digital new world, I'll upload all the good stuff.
A house, a car, and a fucking kettle.

So what if they don't take crypto on the market
They won 't sell me tomatoes and potatoes .
Their cash is a dense abandoned forest!
Nerds slow down scientific progress.

But I know that my crypt will gain strength
and the one who invested and waits will become famous.
He does, right this minute.
Into this fucking crypto currency.