Jokes are a great way of bringing a big smile at our face and joke is something that can eradicate sadness from our life so I want to hear the best jokes from steemians...
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You must be in club5050 , club75 or club100 to be eligible to participate 😀
You should be very original and very creative in your writing because it would enhance your chances to winning this contest.
- Please invite your three friends must at the end of your post so that they may also participate in the contest.
The time to participate in this contest would start from 2nd of May and would end at 8th of May.
Ensure your participation within the deadline I have provided, otherwise your entry would be considered invalid.
Total prize vote is of 6 SP so it would be distributed among 1st three participants with an order of 2 SP,2SP and 2 SP.
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| 2nd winner | 2 SP |
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Cc;
I appreciate @sahar78 for organizing this great contest about joke, where we share our joke and learn from each other.
During the time of Covina virus. Chicken and goat was boring in the house and decided to go for walk. As they were walking, suddenly one of the VIP while driving splash them water, the chicken Shake his feathers and said don’t mind them that how they drive like goat. The goat with surprise said hmmmmm’ no wonder they die like chicken::.:……..
I love to invite @victorlives, @simonnwigwe and @patjewell to participate in this great comment contest.
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😂😂😂 OMG
These jokes are very funny 😂
Good luck friend
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Haha that's why both of them are meant for meat consumption.
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Shay 🥩🍗🍜
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Hahaha!
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Hi Greetings Dear
It's time to fun and share the joke woth alk of other because everyone face many issue they forget to smile because they are very busy in thir personal life
Let's share the joke with all of you
Teacher: How we paint the huge Airplane?
Student Replied:
When they fly in Air the became small and we paint it very quickly amd easily 😀😂
Here my entry @sahar78
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Haha that's really funny . I enjoyed your joke. Good luck to win contest 😅
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Thanks ma'am for your appreciation
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Thank you @sahar78 for organizing this contest on jokes. I am @tripple-e from Nigeria.
My country people like asking silly questions;
For instance: someone will see you with broom but would still be asking, are you sweeping or you want to sweep?
Me I'll respond, no I want to play with it.
(Very nonsense questions 😀😀😀)
Or, they will see you holding a food flask going to buy food, you Will hear someone asking. Hello my friend please are you going to buy food?(especially when I was staying in the hostel).
No!... Am I mad, I'm going to fetch water with it 😀😀. Some people are wonderful.
Thank you for Reading.
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I invite my friends @missyleo @loolluv @wokapeace
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Warm greetings to everyone here, I'm your favorite girl @missyleo. My thanks goes to @sahar78 for organizing this amazing contest about jokes, making us laugh out loud and also learn from each other.
One Sunday morning, John a 10years old boy was about going to church and his morning told him, after church come back home, don't go to anywhere, John answered, ok mommy.
So as church was going on, the pastor asked how many of you will want to go to Heaven? Everyone rose up their hands except John, when the pastor asked him why don't you want to go to heaven, John answered and said, my mother said that after church I should not go to anywhere but come back home...🤣🤣🤣.
I invite @eveetim, @saintkelvin17 and @bossj23 to participate in this great comment joke contest.
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Incredible joke dear 🤣🤣. Is really funny and thanks for the invite.
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Thank you dearie.
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John the obedient child, he never wanted to disobey his mother. This is hilarious anyways, nice entry.
Thanks for inviting me, best wishes dear.
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He's indeed an obedient child ...🤣
Thank you ma'am for stopping by.
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You're welcome
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Good morning good afternoon good night oh good day my people.
Suppose you are walking on the road a child or student stopp you by and ask you.
Sir, or madam, what are mineral resources?.
What will your response to that child? Or will your response be like a man that was call for an interview and asked
Sir, could you please mention to us at least five types of mineral resources we have in the world?.
Instead of him to mention fuel, gold, silver, oil, diamond the rest of them.
The man said: hmmmm we have fanta, coke, sprit, malt and Pepsi. Haha I know you take them. So, which one do you like to drink?.😜😜😄😄😄.
Inviting @okere-blessing @mhizta @eveetim.
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I don't like fanta but I preferred coke.
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You self is like you want to talk like the man that was interviewed.
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just asking na 😂
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Okay
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(•‿•) me I like all but give me malt ( ◜‿◝ )♡
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Okay is on the way.
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❤️
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Hello friend good evening how are you guys doing ? this my joke ,
Esther was poor and broke ,but when Esther see money "establish "
Thank you and have a wonderful night...
I invite @tripple-e @mesola @bossj23 to participate in this contest..
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Greetings dear its time to fun 😊
Here is my joke 😛
Teacher: Why didn't you write an essay on airplanes?
Student: I was about to write an essay when the plane flew away.
Regards: ahsansharif
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Hi my brother your entry so good 🙂
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Thank you bro
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Welcome Bro
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Hahahaha very funny joke @ahsansharif
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Thank you dear 😆
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This your joke sounds so funny. @ahsansharif.
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Thank you dear
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You are welcome
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Only jokeA silly man utilized to work in a production line. His cleared out hand got cut off within the machine.
All the neighbors and relatives came to his house to grieve. Everybody lamented.
One man said, "Thank God the correct arm was not amputated" because most of the work is done with the proper hand.
At this the trick quickly said, "That was my intelligence."
Everybody inquired in astonish.
"how does"?
So said the silly man Initially my right arm was assumed to come within the machine I quickly took it out and gave it my cleared out arm.
@sahar78 @club5050
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😳 wow this man is indeed very foolish 😂
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Thanks for response dear
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🥰 you are welcome sir
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❤️
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Let me try my joke.
Once a boy said to his mother.
That behind every successful man there is a woman. I also want this woman in my life. His mother slapped his face.
The boy said directly to his mother.
That you don't want to see me succeed
I hope you like my joke.
Thanks for the contest.
@sahar78
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Yes 😂 your joke is very funny 😂
Weldon, good luck
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Thanks for the appreciate
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😂 you are welcome sir
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I can't stop laughing. Anywhere I don't blem the little boy. He said it according to his sense of resigning.
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Hahahah seriously I am very happy to bring smile on your face.
Thanks for the valuable comment.
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You are welcome. It's good to make people smile than to cry.
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Thanks
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Greetings to all my friends.....
Here is my entry...
My all time favorite joke is...
(I used to think when I was young.
I thought we would grow up to help the poor.
When I grew up, I found out that we ourselves are poor.😅)
Best regards from:@iffatilyas
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😂😂 that's funny
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😅yeah its very funny
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😂 good luck
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Thank you friend ☺️
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😊🫂
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😊🫂
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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😀
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Haha it is well don't worry maybe through your efforts you will become rich so you can save your family from being poor so you can still help the poor.
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@ogechukwu-martha i like your comment dear friend ☺️.
If I perform well in steemit, the day is not far when I become a rich woman...😂😂
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Wow I like that. And you will soon.
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Yeah Ameen 🙏
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🤣🤣😂😂😅hmmm (｡♡‿♡｡)
Best luck in your entry
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Thank you so much
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Oops 😬 it's really funny too. Thanks for the participating. Good luck dear 😊
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Thank you so much 🙏😂
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Let's try to make you laugh
Here is my joke
We washed five women's faces with special soap and gave five women shopping for free.🙂🙂
Believe me, the faces of the shopping ladies were more radiant.😂😂
(only for entertainment purpose)
Invite @waleedsiraj1, @azmat22, @azeem22 .
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Waoo this is very amazing post to write. Thanks for giving us such a enjoying post.
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Assalamualaikum steemians!!
Thanks @sahar78 for organizing this amazing contest
Teacher: Why bicycle is not standing by itself?
Student: Because bicycle is two tired (Too tired 😂)
Student in this joke is trying to make his teacher fool... 😂
I want to invite @ngoenyi,@sduttaskitchen to participate
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Upvoted. Thank You for sending some of your rewards to @null. It will make Steem stronger.
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ہوائی جہاز کے ایک حادثے میں کوئی شخص زندہ نہ بچا۔ ماہرین جائے حادثہ پر پہنچے تو ہر چیزیوں تباہ ہو چکی تھی کہ حادثے کی وجوہات کا پتہ چلانا ممکن نہیں تھا۔ تباہ شدہ جہاز کے قریب کسی درخت پر ایک بندر بیٹھا تھا، جس کے گلے میں ائیر لائن کا ٹیگ لٹک رہا تھا۔ پتہ چلا کہ یہ بندر بھی تباہ ہونے والے جہاز کا مسافر تھا۔ اسے پکڑ لیا گیا۔ اشاروں کی زبان کے ایک ماہر کی خدمات حاصل کی گئیں، تاکہ وہ بندر سے بات چیت کر کے کچھ معلوم کر سکے! تفتیشی بورڈ نے ماہر کے ذریعے بندرسے سوال کیا، ”حادثہ کتنے بجے ہو اتھا؟“ اشاروں کی زبان والے ماہر نے سوال بندر کو سمجھایا، بندر نے سوال سن کر اپنی کلائی کی طرف اشارہ کیا، پھر دونوں ہاتھوں کی دس انگلیاں کھڑی کیں، اس کے بعد اس نے دونوں ہاتھ جوڑ کر اپنے گال پر رکھے اور سر کو ٹیڑھا کر لیا۔ماہرین نے اشارہ سمجھ کر بتایا”بندر کہہ رہا ہے حادثہ رات کے دس بجے ہوا۔“ تفتیشی بورڈ نے اگلا سوال کیا،” اس وقت مسافر کیا کر رہے تھے؟“ بندر نے پھر دونوں ہاتھ اپنے گال کے ساتھ رکھ کر سر کو ٹیڑھا کیا، ماہر نے پھر بتایا،”بندر کہہ رہا ہے مسافر سو رہے تھے!“ ائیر سوسٹسیں کیا کر رہی تھیں؟ بندر نے کہا”سو رہی تھیں۔“ تفتیش کرنے والوں نے پو چھا”پائلٹ کیا کر رہاتھا؟“ بند رنے پھر وہی جواب دیا”سو رہا تھا۔“ تفتیشی ٹیم میں سے ایک نے بندر سے پو چھا،”جب سب لوگ سو رہے تھے تو تم کیا کر رہے تھے؟“ بندر نے دونوں ہاتھوں کو گھماتے ہوئے اشارے سے بتایا،”جہاز چلا رہا تھا۔“
No one survives a plane crash. When the experts reached the accident site, everything was so destroyed that it was not possible to find out the causes of the accident. A monkey was sitting in a tree near the wrecked plane, with an airline tag hanging from its neck. It was found that this monkey was also a passenger of the crashed ship. He was captured. A sign language expert was hired, so he could communicate with the monkey and find out! The investigation board asked the monkey through the expert, "What time did the accident happen?" The sign language expert explained the question to the monkey. The monkey heard the question and pointed to his wrist, then raised ten fingers of both hands. After that he put both his hands together on his cheek and tilted his head.The experts understood the sign and said, "The monkey is saying that the accident happened at ten o'clock at night." The inquiry board asked the next question, "What were the passengers doing at that time?" What, the expert then said, "The monkey is saying the passengers were sleeping!" What were the flight attendants doing? The monkey said, "She was sleeping." The investigators asked, "What was the pilot doing?" The monkey then replied, "He was sleeping." One of the investigation team asked the monkey, "When did everyone sleep?" What were you doing when you were there?" The monkey said with a gesture while rotating both hands, "He was driving the Aeroplane."
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