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I'm just here sitting and asking myself, what do I think about the word 'April'? First thing that pops into my mind is how confused the month is when it comes to weather. Seriously, if I were a meteorologist in Nigeria, I'd make sure to ignore the month of April when it comes to weather forecasts because the month will definitely mess you up.
Some days, the weather will be so cool and romantic. You will be seeing 'weather for two' all over social media, but that same moment you were thinking there would be a heavy storm, the way the weather will suddenly change to be so hot within a twinkle of an eye, you will be asking yourself if someone had turned up the furnace in heaven. Always bear in mind that if you are to leave home for work, don't forget to come along with an umbrella, sunscreen, or a winter jacket just to be prepared for anything Mother Nature throws your way!
Well, I can't blame the weather for pranking us. We're in the month of April Fool, where anything goes. Imagine waking up your girlfriend from bed on April first to show her an engagement ring, and she's filled with excitement and accepts your proposal…. Only for you to tell her, 'Baby, it's April Fool's Day.' Trust me, you will leave that house with a black eye for work if you can't calm her anger down.
Some pranks are too expensive and scary that you won't be able to hold your anger. It's actually fun, but it should be played on a moderate level, not the one that will raise high blood pressure or make blood flow when they find out the truth. People just go way and beyond for the sake of content for an epic scream session!
As for my plans for the month of April, besides mastering the art of predicting when the weather will suddenly switch from sunny to rainy within minutes, the next plan I have in mind is to empty all my bank accounts into several cryptocurrencies that I have a feeling will make me a millionaire this bull run month. Wherever the money is hiding, it will definitely come out.
Come to think of it… what if this Bitcoin halving we are all anticipating to bring about the bull run turns out to be an April Fool's prank? The prankster behind it better run faster than Usain Bolt because if we catch them, we will make sure we send them to Spain or Mexico to have a real-life bullfight. But my expectation this bull run is to kill 'greed.' I know how much got liquidated during the last bull run all because I was scared of missing out (FOMO). I intend to correct all those mistakes and get back all my lost cash
I will be inviting @abdul-rakib @uduak01 and @zekanem for this contest
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