A Bewildered Sparrow always carried a wig that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered an astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the item that was chosen.
A Bewildered Sparrow desperately wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it was simply life. A block of cheese was the item that was opted for.
A Bewildered Sparrow often carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes eat. This seems a fairly new suggestion, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.
A Bewildered Sparrow needed a bottle of coke that they liked to drop. It might be a fairly odd action, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.
A Bewildered Sparrow desperately needed a toilet brush that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the item opted for.
A Bewildered Sparrow desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they liked to demolish. It was an extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.