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The Eccentric Reindeer always had with them a bottle of beer to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Reindeer wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put on his head. It should have been a fairly curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it would be breathtaking. A can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

The Eccentric Reindeer owned a can of Tango that they would often throw. It is considered to be a fairly original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was epic. Strangely, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

The Eccentric Reindeer needed a computer that they would sometimes share. This seems a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a computer would be the item chosen.

The Eccentric Reindeer always had with them a sword that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a bizarre exercise, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a sword was the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Reindeer always kept a cheese grater to break. It was a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

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