My Jolly Santa carried a lava lamp that they liked to share. It should have been a peculiar idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.
My Jolly Santa desperately desired a block of cheese that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be an astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the chosen item.
My Jolly Santa always had with them a bat that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the thing to choose.
My Jolly Santa desperately needed a can of Tango that they would put down their trousers. It might be an odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.
My Jolly Santa always had with them a pen that they would often sleep with. It was an unusual operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a pen would be the chosen thing.
My Jolly Santa had a pint of cider that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly different idea, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.