The Bewildered Princess desperately wanted a rubber chicken to hug. It might be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who considered it would be out of this world. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.
The Bewildered Princess needed a wig that they would often share. It might be an original thought, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a wig being the item opted for.
The Bewildered Princess had a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who expected it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.
The Bewildered Princess always had with them a custard pie that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a fairly extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who had decided it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item chosen.
The Bewildered Princess desperately desired a hat that they would often eat. It might be an unusual operation, to me, but not to the Princess, who assumed it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a hat is the item to opt for.
The Bewildered Princess searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a fairly odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Princess, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.