Big Jerk desperately searched for a bag of flour that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was epic. Honestly, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.
Big Jerk had a stapler that they would break. One might find this to be a different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the thing to select.
Big Jerk desired a little monkey that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was exciting. Honestly, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.
Big Jerk often carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly different thought, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was spectacular. Honestly, a bag of poop being the item opted for.
Big Jerk needed a ball that they would sometimes embrace. This could be considered a fairly odd operation, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.
Big Jerk wanted a rubber johnny that they would often play with. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny of all things.