The Scary Baby looked for a sack of potatoes to play with. It might have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.
The Scary Baby desperately desired a bag of poop that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who expected it would be stunning. Strangely, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.
The Scary Baby carried a bat that they would often put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item that was chosen.
The Scary Baby desperately searched for a bag of flour that they liked to eat. It might have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be stunning. Honestly, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.
The Scary Baby searched for a cup that they would often worship. This is certainly a fairly original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a cup being the chosen thing.
The Scary Baby desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally drop. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.