The Magical Woodpecker owned a stapler that they would embrace. This seems to be a weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a stapler is the thing to opt for.
The Magical Woodpecker often carried a stapler that they would experiment on. This could be considered an exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was opted for.
The Magical Woodpecker always kept a big sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was sublime. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the item chosen.
The Magical Woodpecker owned a rubber johnny that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly original operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was awesome. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.
The Magical Woodpecker often carried a lava lamp to cuddle. It was considered to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.
The Magical Woodpecker carried a computer that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a computer was the item that was chosen.