Handsome Newt had a stapler to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly weird suggestion, to you, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.
Handsome Newt carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes play with. One might find this to be a fairly different approach to life, to some, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.
Handsome Newt desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would often break. It is a peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.
Handsome Newt looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a fairly different activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.
Handsome Newt desired a chocolate bar that they would occasionally hug. It should be a fairly strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be breathtaking. A chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.
Handsome Newt often carried a tomato that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an original operation, to some, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a tomato being the thing opted for.