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The Ugly Jerk desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a fairly different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Jerk wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes annihilate It was a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Jerk often carried a cup that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Jerk craved for a sponge that they would often smash. This seems to be a new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be out of this world. Strangely, a sponge is the item to choose.

The Ugly Jerk desperately searched for a big sponge to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a funny approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Jerk often carried a bag of poop that they sometimes eat. This could be considered an unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be fun. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

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