Her Troubled Lunatic wanted a melon that they would sleep with. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a melon was the thing that was chosen.
Her Troubled Lunatic desperately wanted a mug that they liked to hug. This seems a curious approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a mug is the thing to select.
Her Troubled Lunatic carried a bat that they would often hug. This is certainly a weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the item that was selected.
Her Troubled Lunatic desperately desired a bag of poop that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been an original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be magnificent. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.
Her Troubled Lunatic searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.
Her Troubled Lunatic always carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.