At a well-known bank in France ... at the time of the bank robbery ... the leader of the bandit gang took the gun in his hand and said to everyone, "No one will move, the money will go to the government but life will go to you. So think and decide your next step. . "
Upon hearing this, everyone calmed down and went to bed with their heads bowed.
This is called "Mind Changing Concept" which means to convert the human brain according to your convenience.
While everyone was lying down, a beautiful woman inadvertently lifted her clothes a little above her feet. The robber leader looked at him and shouted, "Fix your clothes! We're here to rob a bank, not to rape."
This is called "Being Professional" which means you will do what you have come to do.
When the robbers robbed and returned to their dormitory ..... then a little robber (passed MBA) said to the gang leader (who studied up to Class 5), "Boss let's count the money."
The chief of the bandits smiled and said he had no need. After a while, the news channels will tell you how much money we have brought. ;)
This is called "Experience".
Experience can prove that it can work beyond a conventional certificate.
As soon as the robbers left, the bank employee ... ran to the bank manager and said, "Sir, hurry up, let's call the police ... if they call now, they won't be able to go far."
The bank manager stopped the employee and said, "They should be allowed to take this 20 million rupees for us, then the 60 million rupees that we have misappropriated can be continued through this robbery."
This is called "Swim with the tide" which means to use one's own danger wisely as one's own advantage.
Shortly afterwards, a report came on TV that a bank robbery was worth Rs 100 million. The robbers saw the report and repeatedly counted the money but could not raise more than 20 million. The robber chief was furious and said, "Shala, we risked our lives, managed so much and took only 20 million rupees. And the bank manager removed 60 million rupees with just the stroke of a pen. . "
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
That means Mosi is bigger than Aussie.
The bank manager is smiling, because his profit is 60 million. Despite the mismatch of Rs 80 million, he has pocketed another Rs 10 million.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity / Daring to take risks!"
That is, if there is an opportunity, he should be used. ;)
So who got the benefit of this robbery?
[Translated from foreign comics]
(Collected)