cold joke-2022.1.19

in hive-185836 •  3 years ago 
  1. It's easy to eat and difficult to lose weight, so eat first, because it's easy before it's difficult.

  2. What is lack of independent thinking? When someone asks you what to eat at night, you say whatever you want.

  3. As you grow older, you continue to upgrade and unlock new areas in the supermarket.

  4. Water can be drunk like this: half a bottle of jasmine honey tea with half a bottle of water becomes jasmine tea; After drinking and adding, it becomes jasmine tea; After drinking and adding, it becomes a sugar free version of jasmine tea; After drinking and adding, it becomes a farmer's spring, which is a little sweet; Drink and add pure water.

  5. I always thought sesame came from strawberries, but how did black sesame come from? This matter puzzled me for many years. Now I see fire dragon fruit.

  6. Moderate selfishness is good for physical and mental health, but too sensible and considerate is worthless. Refer to Queen FUCA for details.

  7. While talking about losing weight, he lit a midnight snack; While talking about going to bed early, I watched the play and stayed up late; While talking about saving money, open the flowers at the same time; While talking about loneliness, he refused to get close... This is us!

  8. On the one hand, a person has shortcomings, on the other hand, he will be excellent! For example, a blind person can hear very sensitively!
    Another example is that today's young people have extraordinary ability to sleep. They can sleep until they ignore the alarm clock and become unconscious! Therefore, we can't eat. We can't do the determination of middle-aged and elderly people to say they don't eat!

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