让你发笑的笑话

in hive-185836 •  3 years ago 

一个小孩儿问他的爸爸：“爸爸，结婚 需要 花 多少钱？

爸爸说：“儿子，我 不知道。 我 还在付款!”

问：谁最知道猪？

答：蜘蛛人!

知豬人!

一对夫妻出去吃饭。妻子突然大叫：“啊！我忘了关瓦斯，可能会发生火灾！”

丈夫却安慰她说：“没关系, 反正我也忘了关洗手檯的水。”

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