猴子🐒派来搞笑的

in hive-193186 •  3 years ago 

猴子🐒派来搞笑的

昨天接弟弟放学回家，路上他对我说："等我有了孩子，我就再养一条狗🐶"
我问："那你是养孩子，还是养狗？"
他回答："养条导盲犬，可以送孩子上学，接他放学。"
说完他又想了片刻，接着说："可是，我现在还不知道我媳妇儿是谁？"

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      ·  3 years ago 

    放学别走 -来自校霸的话

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      昨天明明把手机放在桌上，今天又找不到了 ( ˘︹˘ )
      咦？你是谁？我又是谁？
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