你心境年輕嗎？

in hive-193186 •  4 years ago  (edited)

這幾年真的有感自己年紀漸長，開始有點跟不上年輕世代的步伐。除了聽不聽得懂年輕人都在談論最新的流行樂曲以外（不經意說出「還是我們那個年代的歌比較好聽」這類說話，就是初老表現之一），看不看得懂網絡流行的謎因笑話，也是心境有沒有年輕的指標之一呢。

例如這圖片所示的笑話，你看得懂嗎？

P.S. 聽說有寫電腦程式的會秒懂。 （P.S.這字是否也有些年代感……）

以下是書面語翻譯：
老婆：「去買十個橘子回來，如果有西瓜，買一個。」
我：「好的。」
老婆：「他x的幹嘛只買一個橘子？」
我：「因為有西瓜。」

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      ·  4 years ago 

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          ·  4 years ago 

        石頭

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            ·  4 years ago 


          It’s a tie! 平局！再来！下回我再出拳头！

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              ·  4 years ago 

            睇唔明⋯⋯
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                ·  4 years ago 

              去買十個橙(如果無西瓜)，如果有西瓜，買一個(橙)
              咁樣睇得明未 XDDD

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                  ·  4 years ago 

                再睇咗次，原來我一開始明佢講咩
                只係唔明個笑位係邊，以為有更深層嘅意義 XD

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                      ·  4 years ago 

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                          ·  4 years ago 

                        那笑话是编程手的段子，笑喷 XD

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                            ·  4 years ago 

                          就說用編程的邏輯就會看懂了吧哈哈

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                              ·  4 years ago 

                            看得懂，不觉得好好看，on99的老公

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                                ·  4 years ago 

                              老公應該是做編程的，太醉心工作連常識都忘了

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