With The Infernal Terrorsquid vanquished, The Salty Tavern’s large oaken doors (aka The Pirate World discord server) will be open to those souls brave enough to step up to protect our favorite bar. Trapped patrons of The Tavern cheered as management wiped the sweat from their salty brows.
Standing on the balcony with a megaphone, Lucky Jack, a large man with a peg leg and a horrendously unkempt beard shouted to the ships in Deadman’s Bay below:
"Business will resume once we've had a chance to clean up this mess!" yelled Lucky Jack, owner of the notorious yet beloved establishment, shooting a quick, sharp glance at Liz. Lizzy the tavern wench sighed, picking up a broom and dust pan to begin cleaning up the epic mess left by the drunk squid.
Lucky Jack says "the pirates who helped defeat that dangly armed bastard drink fer free (within reason of course, this ain't no library)".
Nobody quite understood what Jack meant about a library, considerin’ his illiteracy be famous in Pirate World. This is probably why he chose to open a tavern, he just couldn’t read treasure maps...
Regarrrdless, those who helped slay the Terrorsquid will be receivin' invitations to a “Scoundrel’s Reception”. It’s like a gala, except we all be pirates and we’ll be three sheets to the wind and three fists/hooks to the head of that guy who looked at ye funny.
Join us in dissipation @battleaxe, @underground, @wwwiebe, and @justinashby!
Stay tuned in for announcements and invites. More to come, me 'earties! More to come indeed… (https://beta.steemit.com/created/hive-197918)
Huzzah!
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit