Avast mateys! Spotted in the waters of #hive-101863 from the crow's nest by @battleaxe's lookout aboard Scarlet Reign, the accursed Infernal Terrorsquid has been seen near the port of Deadman's Bay!
I know we be pirates and we take and plunder whatever we want and answer to nobody, but this Scourge of the High Seas must be not allowed near The Salty Tavern. We know the Terrorsquid has a mighty thirst for rum and ale, and our favorite watering hole is surely to be ravaged in the Terrorsquid's drunken rampage lest we slay this terrifying beast! This monstrosity must be stopped no matter the cost. We must save The Salty Tavern or we'll have no more alcohol.
QUEST: SAVE THE SALTY TAVERN! (Unlock the Pirate World Discord server)
Calling all pirates, we must defeat the Infernal Terrorsquid!
How to join the fight:
- Join the Pirate World community: https://beta.steemit.com/trending/hive-197918
- Register your pirate ship (see details here: https://beta.steemit.com/hive-197918/@reverendrum/claim-y-er-very-own-pirate-ship-today)
- Leave a comment here about how ye have helped in the battle. Did ye fire a full broadside volley? Maybe ye rammed the Squid with y'er spiky ship! Anything goes.*
*One attack per pirate.
EASY RULES
- One attack per pirate.
- Each attack does damage on a roll of a d10 (randomly 1-10 damage). I'll roll the dice for you with a dice roller.
- Squid has 20 health.
Until the Infernal Terrorsquid be slain, Deadman's Bay and The Salty Tavern (aka the Pirate World discord server, aka "The Best Discord Server on the High Seas") will be inaccessible.
Battle log:
- @reverendrum: 7 damage (13 HP left)
- @battleaxe: 3 damage (10 HP left)
- @wwwiebe: 3 damage (7 HP left)
- @underground: 6 damage (1 HP left)
- @justinashby: 1 damage (The Terrorsquid is slain!)
Note: Cuttlefish is not the Terrorsquid and is from giphy. Do not be fooled, the Terrorsquid is more dangerous.
If you don't have a d10 you can type "roll d10" into google search.
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Enter Captain Undy of the Super-Carrier Maiden's Distress, which fires a swarm of mini-nuclear tipped torpedoes towards the Terrorsquid…
😱
Will any of them hit? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK!!! 🤣
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A barrage of mini-nuclear tipped torpedoes pummel the Infernal Terrorsquid's rubbery body, exploding on contact with nuclear justice. The shockwave forcefully tears off the plastic-bound tentacles of the deadly giant cephalopod. Squirting its ink and struggling to retreat, the Squid is backed into a corner. You could say it was "on its last legs", but The Maiden's Distress blew those off.
Attack rolled for 6 damage. Terrorsquid currently at 1 HP.
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Maiden's Distress, aka
MILF's Delight 🤩😻😍
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Swiss Navy for the average Steemit super genius user they fancy themselves
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lmfao!!!
RUM was supposed to see that
🤣😹😸😹🤣
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RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
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after much of these adventures I shall never eat Calamari again
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Claim y'er ship and fight this kraken! We need y'er help, me 'earty!
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Sabre drawn, a crewmember leapt from the mainsail determined to strike the wretched beast with a powerful blow. The Terrorsquid turned just so along its meridian recoiling for another attack. The Sabre sliced a shallow but long cut along the creature's brow.
1 Damage
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The Infernal Terrorsquid howls in pain. What was mistaken as merely a shallow cut was actually the coup de grâce to the drunken monstrosity. All ships managed to expertly navigate their way out of the range of the Terrorsquid's final death throes, escaping unharmed, while the Terrorsquid slowly sinks into the briny depths.
The brave crewman of The Breakwater Banshee, covered in a slimy mixture of squid ink and blood, is hoisted back up personally by Cap'n Ashby and congratulated by his fellow shipmates.
The crews of all ships involved with the battle cheered and jaunted and whooped. Even Cap'n Boneapart did a slow and methodical jig, clearly impressed with the makeshift fleet's tactical prowess. Quite a deadly fleet indeed!
QUEST COMPLETE Recap post: https://beta.steemit.com/hive-197918/@reverendrum/quest-complete-save-the-salty-tavern
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I order my helmsman to adjust our course by 90 degree.
"Prepare the broadside cannons!" I yell to me crew down below.
"AYE AYE CAPTAIN!" they respond in unison. I appreciate efficiency and subservience in me crew.
"Me 'earties! Today is the day we eliminate this scourge from our waters. It has been the bane of many a pirate for centuries past and will continue to be for centuries to come. Now is our chance!"
A rallying cheer can be heard erupting from every member of me crew as they prepare for the epic battle of epic proportions.
"Ready, Capt'n!" me helmsman confirms our placement.
"Well done; now we wait"
Several moments later a large mass can be seen emerging from the waters, right in the spot I had expected. Was this hubris on the part of the monster, or did it not even recognize us as a threat?" No time for questions like this.
The time is now! "OPEN FIRE!!!"
Thirty-three cannons unleash all hell from the broadside of The Maiden's Desire, pounding the Terrorsquid with a volley of iron cannonballs, tearing chunks of flesh from its fleshy body. Clearly not expecting the barrage of pain, the Terrorsquid screeches and begins whipping it's tendrils in distress. The Maiden's Desire be out of reach of the tentacles, at least fer the time being.
Clearly this will require the assistance of me fleetmates.
Calling Scarlet Reign (@battleaxe) and Royal Fortune (@drlobes) for backup!
Any other pirates, join in the fray.
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The Luckless, paddling closer with it's skeleton crew of one, begins to enter the fray. Fighting water and waves from both the Terrorsquid and the chaos that was the fallout of a full broadside from The Maiden's Desire, the captain finally gets close enough for action! Reaching down into the water from the side of his fine vessel, the captain pulls up a tunafish by the tail and, with a mighty heave, pitches it at the Terrorsquid!
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The Luckless evades the ensuing chaos of cannonballs and plastic soda can rings, and with his undead strength, Cap'n Boneapart throws the tunafish at the foe. Striking the Terrorsquid with a skele-ton of force behind it, the Squid is momentarily stunned by the tuna attack.
Attack rolled for 3 damage. Terrorsquid currently at 7 HP
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Attack rolled for 7 damage. Squid now at 13 health.
Not bad for an opening volley! Maybe this beast be a bit overhyped! Yar har har, the Terrorsquid will fall!
(used https://rollthedice.online/en/dice/d10)
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oh no it's like "Stranger Things" which is ripped from H.P. Lovecraft, @reverendrum, pulling up with tons of uncut plastic rings for sodas so they can help trap some of the tentacles
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Attack rolled for 3 damage. Squid is at 10 HP.
The crew of the Scarlet Reign litters the ocean with plastic soda can holder rings. The Terrorsquid's tentacles get caught in the plastic traps. It lets out a horrific shriek as it realizes it's been disabled. Thrashing harder to get free only traps it further.
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