"YOU FLUSHED THE BABY DOWN THE TOILET!" - maybe the next best movie of all time, if it gets made ...

in horror •  6 years ago  (edited)

I think there have been many horror movie plots around "mutant babies" with confused parents and the outcomes are usually awful, with many deaths ... just so very, very, tragic ...

But what about a movie where the main character, a father, decides to flush their newborn baby down the toilet because he was jealous of the love the newborn baby boy was getting from his wife, the mother?

The movie title? - it's movie gold: YOU FLUSHED THE BABY DOWN THE TOILET!

Along the way, the flushed-baby becomes mutated, gets super powers, and seeks revenge on his parents - it was a beautiful baby boy ...

Before the mutant-baby delivers his coup de grâce on his bleeding mother, the mother screams at the father, as she connects the dots, and wonders about the oversize toilet and plumbing in the house ... crazy over-size ... like "baby-dumping-down-drain" oversize'd ... just not typical sizing ... she finally screams before dying painfully:

"YOU FLUSHED THE BABY DOWN THE TOILET!"

And this is very poignant ...

... and for weeks this will become a "punch line" and people will even greet each other by screeching "YOU FLUSHED THE BABY DOWN THE TOILET!" and it will be crazy ... funny.

And this is how you win an Oscar.

Harvey Weinstein would have made this movie ...

(that's not going to happen now ...)

Please note: This is an anti-baby-flushing message ...

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