The other night my girlfriend was staying over at my place. We decided to watch a scary movie together right before bed. The Conjuring (wicked horror flick i must say). Anyways my girlfriend gets scared easily. Said she was gonna have nightmares. As we got all snuggled up in the sheets. Ready to fall asleep. My girlfriend asked me if id protect her from all the ghosts and mosters. I replied "yes, ill use my powers"
She than asked me very curiously and cute:) "whats your powers?" Right after she asked that I let out the loudest roar of a fart from my arse and burst out laughing. Hence, breaking the ice;)
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