Rating: 2/5
AKA: Tommy Wiseau’s: The Butler
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We wrestled with reviewing Boogeyman (1980) or just going straight in to giving you this sequel. The reason being is that most of this flick has footage from the original.
So, you get caught up while they pad out the rest of the movie.
What we didn’t anticipate was getting a shitty version to show you.
You’re gonna get a true VHS experience minus the tape getting eaten by the VCR and the luxury of auto rewind once tape runs to the end. (Yes, this was a luxury pleb)
Come to think about it, I still think VHS is a superior product than DVD or BLU-RAY. You don’t have the latency issue that you find with the discs.
For example, rewinding on VHS was a lot quicker, and easier than trying to do it on disc media. Zero delay, outside of how long it took to get to the spot you wanted.
Additionally, you don’t have those stupid fucking menus that just have to load before the movie starts playing.
Even that dumbass George Lucas admitted that he didn’t want to move the once amazing Star Wars Franchise off VHS for DVD. It was for one in his estimation an already inferior product, especially when compared to Laser Disc, and outdated.
Oh yeah, so you’re here for a review not a VHS essay. I feel ya homie.
We get Lacey from the first movie returning in this sequel to visit her best friend, so she can decompress from her ordeal in Boogeyman 1.
We get a flashback of everything that happened in the first movie, to include explaining the broken mirror piece which contains the Boogeyman’s evil spirit.
Lacey explains that only she may touch it, and keeps it under a bunch of sacred/holy shit. Like rosary beads and an arrowhead from the Chickadee Tribe? I dunno couldn’t understand her.
Lacey's best friend and her husband Mickey, want to make a movie about Lacey's experiences in Boogeyman 1, but the Butler becomes intrigued with her tale so much, that he takes the mirror piece, becomes possessed and kills all the would be producers at a party designed to sell the story.
The kills are FUCKING epic and hilarious, I can only apologize for the shit quality. Cock blocking all over the place! If you can lock down a real version of this film, please do so. It serves as a novelty. 1 for being a shit movie, and 2 the goofy deaths.
“No more compromises!”
I really like the balding director Mickey in this film. He’s like a discount version of Tommy Wiseau, but without that Wiseau magic or charm. Just listen to him talk you’ll see what I mean.
"Where I come from, we don't have boogeymens, we have goblins!"
Josef the Butler is pretty fucking suave and cool man. If I had the coin I would totally hire him and make him watch Friday the 13th marathons, every fucking day with me.
“Looks you certainly have! Frankly otherwise, you wouldn’t be at this party.”
Imagine being able to talk to women in this day and age and not getting arrested.
Final Word –
MRHELLBOX – Yeah you get to see the gist of Boogeyman 1 and the conclusion here in Boogeyman 2. However, I still think there is another movie in this franchise either loosely connected, or just in name only. Ill hunt it down. Because ya know we don’t have anything better to fucking do on a Saturday night. – 1/5
DRUNKEN MASTER – I remember this shit. I was doing shots from a hookers ass while practicing my tai chi in Schlong Long’s dojo back in Colorado. Those were good times, that state sucks taint now. Oh this movie sucks too – 1/5
PRINCE PECTORALS – Godamn these people are out of fucking shape. WTF I refuse to belive there were this many men who didn't give a fuck about their appearance in the 80s. Fucking losers man! – 1/5
Tommy Wiseau – If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place! -5/5
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