Rating: 2/5
AKA: Killin' Women
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"Hey Babe, me and you got some serious problems to work out!" - Josh, King of Men
Terror at Tenkiller is like watching just the full motion video parts of an old Sega CD game, missing out on any audience interactivity.
I guarantee one fucking thing though, you will fall asleep. In fact, if I were a doctor, I could retire from prescribing Terror at Tenkiller as a sleep aid. Double in fact, it works like a charm.
It took me personally nearly 8 attempts to finish this film. I would start the film around 8 pm, and I would be out by 815 pm. My sleep schedule is straight ass now because I’m getting up at 2 or 3 am.
Bro I aint playing about how this movie can knock you out. As I was screenshotting some stills, my eyes began to feel heavy. I walked into the kitchen and decided to make some Chicken & Stars soup which got me thru the entire process.
However, my eyes now struggle as I attempt to drum up the words which will enlighten you dear reader, on the consequences of viewing this film. So, I need to be quick.
Basically, this is your run of the mill slasher, with no mystery as to who the killer is, right from the jump we know that Tor is our main maniac:
He really hates “loose” women or heck even strong independent women. I’m really not sure what sets him off, I think it’s any hint that a woman might be the least bit promiscuous.
Hell, Tor even kills a woman who talks shit about his girlfriend Denise, ditching him for some “Cowboy”
Jokes on you bitch Tor killed her too!
There is one gal who Tor does fancy however, and that is Leslie:
She’s a healthy girl, but emotionally torn between standing up for herself, and being in a semi abusive relationship. Her pal Janna decides to take a trip down to Tenkiller so that Leslie can get some time away from her fiancé Josh:
Yes, this guy again!
Tor has the desire to protect Leslie who he sees as meek and innocent, and he hatches a scheme to pin the murders he’s committed on Josh when he finds out about the abusive streak and Leslie’s’ fear of him.
Tor operates like a rabid dog, wiping out anyone who blinks at him wrong, he even kills his coworker, a local pervert by the name of Preacher:
Preacher is your standard old poon hound trying to bust some Beech Nuts the old-fashioned way as he attempts to woo Leslie and Janna with some fish he caught.
In the end Josh who finally figures out where Leslie has gone off too, comes to Tenkiller, gets pwned by Tor, who in turn gets fucked up by Leslie and seemingly drowned by the Indian Maiden of Tenkiller.
Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you there is a legend on how the lake got its name. I’m not going into detail here about it, I’m about to fall asleep so I need to hurry.
Lastly I want to point out that the incidental music is the real cherry on the sleep inducing cake. Its not bad at all, it’s rather very pleasant. Even the menacing music has a comforting feel to it. I’ve lost count how many times I’ve yawned since sitting down to write this.
Time to sleep, but first I need to put on the sweet soothing sounds of Terror at Tenkiller. If any of you have the vinyl soundtrack of this film let me know!
FINAL WORD
MRHELLBOX - Holy shit fam, this took many attempts. Only watch it if you have insomnia or if you want to break up with someone. 2/5 For the film & 5/5 for the incidental music!
Personal Musical Selections:
During film at 7:54 & 16:53
Schlong Long - Every girl in this movie is pure sex except for this chick:
She's got them crazy librarian eyes. - 2/5
Prince Pectorals - Josh knew Leslie was about to get some real pipe laid to her the longer she stayed at the College. Hell who can resist this:
We've seen worse - 2/5