Forever Evil (1987) Review + Film

Rating: 4/5
AKA: Colonel Sanders Meets the Evil Dead
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“God, How Plebian!”

Absolutely blown away by this one! How in the fuck did we never hear about this back in the day?

Rarely does a movie come together in such a fashion. It’s like Phantasm, Evil Dead and Colonel Sanders made up some new herbs and spices. But lemme tell ya pals, it fucking works!

Hell, even got someone named Reggie up in this piece for you fellow Phantasm aficionados.

Lots to unpack, but really, we shouldn’t do that here. In fact, even mentioning the above may spoil some elements that really tie together this well crafted story. So, we won’t mention anything further, you need to experience it to get the full effect.

There is an overarching mystery in this film, and unlike that douche cunt J.J. Abrams who makes a living out of “Mystery Box Plots” with zero fulfilling conclusions; Forever Evil has a defined beginning middle and end that ties the entire story together.

FX wise, you’re not going to get the crème de la crème, but it works for this little ditty.

“Quiet Woman, I am trying to think!” - Fucking Magnus

Not going to lie got some real Terror at Tenkiller vibes from this soundtrack, but it definitely won’t put you to sleep like that film did. (We still love you Tenkiller!)

EDIT: Did some digging and there are some cast connections to Tenkiller! Shitstincts were on point:

If you ever wanted to pick a movie world to live in, then this should be up on the top shelf choices.

All the characters are well written, acted elegantly, and serve to fuel your suspension of disbelief. We talk about that all the time; this movie really nails it on the head.

Trust us, this movie doesn’t develop like you would expect FUCKING WATCH IT! <3

"I don't know if I can love, anymore."

FINAL WORD –

MRHELLBOX – This must have made the rounds in certain video tape traders back in the day. I can’t believe I never saw it in any video stores, or even the likes of Cinemax, Showtime or HBO.

Sort of glad we didn’t see it until recently, I can appreciate the story, and it’s villains a bit more. Go out of your way to get the DVD or VHS for a better-quality viewing experience.– 4/5

DRUNKEN MASTER – I wish that Magnus guy or his real-life counterpart was readily available to me. I got questions motherfucker, when sequel? - 5/5

PRINCE PECTORALS – Hey when you watch this piece, don’t worry about doing a double take on the main character Mark. He does look like Snake from Karate Kid 3, and you know when Mark isn’t investigating crazy shit, he’s being the baddest boy in L.A. - 4/5