Hey @hottopic! I Like You.

You’re better than that store with the guys who wore the eyeliner and with the girls who did the thing with the letters and and the pointy-thing on the little legs to talk to demons.

So are we cool now? I promise I’ll call you if I want my name attached to your type of promotion service or if I need, like, a dodecahedron for a game with things like “lairs” and “meade.”

Nobody feel the need to upvote this. (Although you people would make something ridiculous like this trend, while leaving the opportunity to have bear-headed horses out on the table...why are you the way that you are?)

ps. I always think you are “hot to pic” and it’s frustrating because every time I wonder if you left out a “k and meant “hot to pick” and I wonder what is too, ya know, warm or spicy to choose, or, that you left out a “k” and an “e” and you want everyone to know that your figure skates have a totally awesome pointed front end. And that all just gets really bothersome, so I’m going to need to ask you to change your name.