I'M DECLARING MYSELF "KING OF STEEMIT HOW TO" AND I'VE GOT 200 SBD ON THE LINE TO PROVE IT

in howto •  7 years ago 

Do you think you can beat me and take my crown?


Look steemians, @papa-pepper is challenging you to a duel! In my time here, I've made some pretty amazing #howto posts. Some have been practical and others hilarious, but they have still been awesome. However, after the last two I made, I'm declaring myself KING of steemit #howto!

You have to admit, I was probably the first steemian that you ever saw milking a venomous snake. Also, that how to use a plastic bottle to look like a movie star post was genius!

I know that I can't really be the best steemian at making #howto posts, but there is a chance, isn't there?

THINK YOU'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES?

Below, I have linked the majority of my how to posts that I have made on steemit. I've broken them down into two categories: practical & hilarious. I'm offering up 100 SBD for each category, and here's how it works.

You have one week to make a new how to post and use the #howto tag. Your post must be linked in the comment section below. You can choose either category or both, and you may enter as many times as you like. After one week, I will choose my favorite posts from each category and put them up against one of mine from that category. I will then do a post to determine if any of your chosen entries can beat my posts. If, by comments on the post, it is determined that any of your entries beat mine, I will choose a winner for the grand prize in each category, of 100 SBD each. If my posts are determined to be the best, then I'll keep my money, and my crown.

A video is highly recommended, and you can wear a ski mask if you wish to remain anonymous, though how to videos are not required. Check my previous how to posts below and see if you even want to try to take my crown, title, and money. As you can see below, it took me a lot of posts... but all you need is one that is better! Have fun, stay safe, and best wishes!

PRACTICAL HOW TO POSTS



HOW TO FIX BROKEN GLASSES FOR $1.00 USD



HOW TO "STRETCH" A SAUCE OR SALSA



HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN HARDFORK... WIND CHIME



HOW TO HANDLE A WILD SNAKE ENCOUNTER



HOW TO POTENTIALLY GET MORE FOLLOWERS



HOW TO USE STEEM POWER TO BUMP UP REPUTATIONS OF NEWBIES



HOW TO COMMIT STEEMICIDE



HOW TO PLAY THE STEEMIT LOTTERY



HOW TO MAKE A HOBBY FINANCIALLY BENEFICIAL



HOW TO GET FREE ASPARAGUS SEEDS



HOW TO MAKE A GIF



HOW TO HAVE FUN WITH STEEMIANS



HOW TO MAINTAIN DREADLOCKS



HOW TO HELP THE VALUE OF STEEM



HOW TO MAKE A GUITAR PICK FROM A HOTEL ROOM KEY



HOW TO MAKE A RAISED STRAWBERRY BED



HOW TO PRUNE AND PROPAGATE GRAPEVINES



HOW TO PROPAGATE PLANTS BY "LAYERING"



HOW TO EXPRESS MORE LOVE FOR LESS MONEY



HOW TO MAKE A "STEEM MON" SHIRT



HOW TO MAKE AND OFF GRID WASHING MACHINE



HOW TO TURN A SHOPPING CART INTO A RABBIT TRACTOR



HOW TO PROPAGATE PRUNINGS



HOW TO GET THE MOST FROM YOUR STEEMIT EXPERIENCE



HOW TO MAKE AN ABDUCTED BY STEEMIT SHIRT



HOW TO MAKE YOUR STEEMIT PRESENCE KNOWN



HOW TO MAKE MONETIZE YOUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS



HOW TO MAKE USE LINKS TO DRAW ATTENTION TO YOUR PREVIOUS POSTS



HOW TO MAKE TURN A SHIRT INTO A SKIRT


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Nice, we will see what people think! Might be a winner!

I personally think @haphazard-hstead makes some of the highest quality posts on Steemit, but he's anonymous and not consistent so has no chance as "king"
I will say though this post is really awesome! The gifs, videos, pictures, descriptions and everything is the FULL package!

holy shiieet that's a lot of how to posts! I need a How to "find the time" to post more! lol

Lol, 15 months of daily posting... A few how to posts along the way!

hahaaa you've def got the drive for it, that's for sure! your passion will lead you in to your purpose ;)

Why settle for King? Emperor Norton had the right idea.

I was hoping someone would be able to dethrone me, regardless of the title.

This is going to be FUN to watch @papa-pepper. Now I am going to have to catch-up and take a look at all the earlier content that you have done.

Enjoy it, it's been interesting!

This is excellent! I challenge you!

I also think you are awesome @papa-pepper

Running out to work on my how-to post!

Go for it! Just try to beat me!

Aha! Sounds good!

This is my entry for the serious category! Humorous how-to in post-production!

https://steemit.com/howto/@ecoinstant/how-to-get-started-and-be-successful-at-steemit

Thanks for the opportunity to participate with you c:

nice experience

Good Day Sir!!!
i have my new entry
how to install and download 6,000 fonts!

the bomb!

Good gosh I know what I will be doing at work tomorrow watching all these videos.

Spend some time thinking about how to beat me too!

supper bro.....your post is always the best.....

Wow!....Thats one helluva POST brother...VOTED AND RESTEEMED!

A good challenge too!

Interesting challenge! I will need to give this some thought. I retweeted your post!

https://twitter.com/Cynthia_Carlton

Thanks! See what you can come up with.

I concede you are the king of the how to, but once we get moved into our new home and I have a functional kitchen again. I am gonna take over as the Steemian Queen of the kitchen, as I am planning a new video how to cooking series for the site.

That sounds great!

At the very least it will be yummy blog to do.

I second that, you are the King of Steemit How to hands down!

@papa-pepper this is going to be bad ass and epic. I'll have to put my drinking...i mean "thinking" cap on for this one!

Get to it!

I dunno @papa-pepper, I've been reading your posts almost since I got here... and whereas I think it's great of you to issue this challenge, I quite honestly think everybody is pretty much playing for second place, here. You are, without a doubt, the king of how-to...

We will see. I hope it inspires some fun ideas though!

Totally impressive! Can't wait to read some of this stuff....lol

Dude, I'm pretty sure you're the king of Steemit Contests too...

Thanks, that sounds like a crazy contest idea...

haha, ya totally! I'm going to think on that a bit more ~

I will yield to your proclamation of KING. I can't believe you milked that cotton mouth! You are amazing, and crazy lol.

King of howto homesteading. But who says we can’t have more than one king of another category!

Only person I know of another is @scrooger has created some very nice howto’s for general things on Steemit. Such as html, text dividers, photos and other things that he list in this post. I know he has other things as well not at bottom of that post.

https://steemit.com/steemit/@scrooger/animated-text-dividers-simply-copy-and-paste-gif-dividers

you have done some classics and set the bar quite high

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There's no point in trying to compete with you for King of How-To on Steemit, no way. You are the Steemit How-To King, for sure!

I will say that I am the only person on Steemit (and the whole Internet) who has shown how to Eat the Insidious Gomphidious.

And I showed how to identify and prepare the Wild Carrot, which people get confused with Poison Hemlock and die from their mistake.

And then, this week, I will show how to eat this!

You'll show us how to eat that? Why not use the #howto tag and enter?

I'm working on my video entry now... I ate it and it was delicious! And I am still alive! :D

How to Dethrone the King?

This will really be an interesting challenge. I will definitely watch out for this one.

Keep Steeming everyone!

Cheers,
@arrliinn

Great post and I find it very hard for anyone to beat! Let's team up...a queen is needed :) Best wishes, @splendorhub

LOL! We will see!

Hahahahaha! The apple video is really really hillarious.... Be back soon, let me go and laugh at the back of my cotton!!

Lol, Back!
I don't think I am good with things like this. So I am just going to sit back and wait to see who the crown fits next.

You write stories too, if it had been a story- I will have to contest the crown reallyyyy hard with you.

Until next time or rather until your next post.. Be back again!

you really are a king...
King of the jungle and now king of deep sea earning called Steemit where you can find whale and you belong to them.

Long live the king!

That post is from 5 days ago. Entries in this contest must be new. Good idea on a how to post, though.

You're the king, we all know that...but this is going to be a show for sure!

I think it'll get pretty good!

Hahaha,a very unique and interesting contest,you are the king @papa-pepper

Excellent work. you are a rock star. Upvoted and followed you for other fun stuff like this. :-)

Steem on!

Has anyone ever told you that you look like Johnny Depp dude?

About 9 people on steemit so far...

And I look like Brad Pitt. You know?!

You sure do!

Man you have a ton of vids!
Ok so I will get my ass in gear and come up with something.
Those were some pretty natty dreads back then. Whowhee!
I got my work cut out for me.
growing dreads

Yeah, they might make a comeback!

Oh boy I for sure will be following to see who will be brave enough to go the distance! One question I have is who will provide the anti-venom?
I am sharing this to not only steemit but to twitter as well...

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

@papa-pepper ,I AGREE,NO DOUGHT You are KING!

can't wait to check all these out! resteemed!

Wowowowowowowow!!! You have already won the King's crown @papa-pepper. So many amazing things you have shared here on Steemit, many of which we would have never even thought to know about!! I'm sure I've never even thought about picking an apple with my nose!! I am astounded at how prolific you are, what incredible quality content you share, and how many initiatives you are are part of. Not only are you the King of Steemit How To, I think you're just down right all around the King!! I'm blown away!!

Thanks for always keeping it real, for setting such a PRIME example of how to engage this platform with integrity, honor, wit and genuine support. My Queen's crown off to you!!! (I'm sure I'm the Queen of something!)

Thank you for ALL of that!

here is my howto blog
sadly no video but might have an idea for another one with, in the meantime enjoy this one...
https://steemit.com/howto/@felander/how-to-work-survive-in-an-open-plan-office

Holy Guacamole pure Gold!!

this is head busting, i don't even know where to start from. i wish i could be d king maker.even when am not close to the throne for now

Oh boy! You challenged the wrong homesteader! Muahahaha! I am the Queen of How To! You are so going down my friend! Prepare to hand over the crown!

@papa-pepper, I've been off Steemit, dealing with life for the past many days. Looking at your posts, I know I can't challenge THAT, but I've decided to go ahead and create a how-to (not hilarious) post anyway.

ohh dude, how to milk a snake is insane , you are awesome, I will try to participate

See what you got, I hear you're funny....

I most certainly cannot beat your rattlesnake venom how to, now would I want to...

Hold up- How to capture a zombie and make it your homestead garden slave...? No. Nope...

Lol, however, I have a practical Steemit how to that is very helpful for the community :)

Hello again papa-peppe, here is my entry

I like your style dude. That was ridiculous for your first attempt ever haha. Lots of nerve right here.

I suppose you are talking about the snake milking, and not the how to pick up an apple with your nose thing?

I was watching the snake video haha. The nose one also looks crazy. Man of many talents.

If you call that talent....

Hello @papa-pepper.
I thought that this contest was quite interesting.
I created a "howto" post here:


How to start a coin collection relatively cheaply and benefit from it
https://steemit.com/howto/@apprentice001/how-to-start-a-coin-collection-relatively-cheaply-and-benefit-from-it


Thanks and have a great day!

WOW MAN!

Even if someone were to make a really good video they still could not dethrone you. Its like a basketball team going undefeated in the entire season and then loosing one round at the end of a season....Doesnt mean anything.....Though I guess if this were to be the NBA finals....But even then its best of 7!

Hahaha this is saying a lot because as soon as you call your self a "king" I immediately WANT to dethrone you!

But as I am saying in all honesty there really is no other competitor here on steemit. Congrats.

SteemON!

supper bro.....your post is always the best.....

Yeah... you are the king... but I'm the first Steemit-Mannequin ;-)
Big hug
Steemitri The Mannequin
@steemitri