The Time When Dormamu’s Sister Enslaved Hulk For Her Physical Pleasures, Here’s How It Happened

Making make love to the Incredible Hulk is like making love to impossibility. As Friedrich Nietzsche had once said, “There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.” Or, like Hulk said, “Hulk Smash.”

Once, Umar, the cooler sister of Dread Dormammu decided to make Hulk her consort and enslaved him in the Dark Dimension in the issue, “Defenders” #3 by Keith Griffen, J.M. DeMatteis,

and Kevin Maguire. Umar wanted to turn Hulk, “The Strongest One There Is,” into a sex slave and Hulk lasts for 6 minutes. It is the nastiest 360 seconds, and Umar had claimed that housekeeping would be working overtime. On Earth, the Silver Surfer senses some irreparable shift in space and time. Oh man, Umar had banged Hulk so hard that they had bent reality.

For their second round, Bruce is prepared in his World Breaker mode in “Incredible Hulks” #633. Umar and his reunion results in a heart-shaped mushroom cloud of intercourse, and this is Amadeus Cho’s scientific take on this phenomenon, and World Breaker Hulk lasts more than three hours.