Detroit to Shut Off Drinking Water to All Its Schools

Detroit to Shut Off Drinking Water to All Its Schools: Detroit authorities have ordered drinking water shut off to all 110 city public schools pending further testing after elevated levels of lead and copper were found in water at more than a dozen buildings. In a show of generosity, Trump supporters have offered to serve the students some of the cool aid they’ve been drinking.

Boy Makes Up Kidnapping Story to Avoid Dentist: A 12-year-old boy is in hot water after he ran away from home to avoid going to the dentist, and then, after he was found - made up a detailed kidnapping story which had police looked for his kidnapper for an entire month. I tell ya, I just don’t get kids these days! Why back in my day - we would have just called in a bomb threat.

Study Finds Young People Not Interested in Cars: A recent study by Gartner research revealed that 46% of all 18-to-24-year-old drivers in the United States would choose access to the Internet over access to a car. That’s because you don’t need a damn car to get to a porn site.