Haha, I'm just trying to imagine an accompanying infomercial. "Ladies, are you tired of that layer of dust that always seems to build up on your most-ignored and neglected body part: your breasts?" ....Maybe they were planning for a world without men OR babies?? Ugh! Breasts! Who needs 'em, right? Lol, the idea that anyone would neglect boobs--theirs or anyone elses!--is funny all on its own to me. :p