Announcing randominnow

in humor •  7 years ago 

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How does this service work?

You simply transfer 2 SBD to my wallet and in the memo you provide a link to your post of choice

Go on...

As soon as your transaction is cleared I will select a random minnow to go to your post and leave a reply

What happens then?

You read the reply and give the comment a 100% upvote

So what benefit do I get out of it?

You have just made a minnow's day and I will forward 50% of your fee to them!

So no benefit to me then?

Nope!

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A REAL Random Act of Kindness :)

Back at you

My flag trigger is itchy...

you mean your eggplants are tingling...

I can't tell ... so I'll just make it clear. This is totally a sarcastic post from the author :)

Yes, me and @gmuxx are well versed in each others sense of humor.

Ok cool :) Cheers

Absolutely serious...

Sent.. hope I did it right 💕

:-D

Did you???

lol he returned it

LOL One of my comments just got upvoted by Randowhale. Is that normal?

lol I don't know! Ask @GMuxx 😀

:)

Instructions unclear, got eaten by a horde of minnows.

You send monehs

Me send minnow friend

Friend happy

Gmuxx happy

You happy you made 2 happy!

I send u my private key in memo and 2sbd, u upvote me, ok?

I might even follow you 😏

I wont

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I swear I trademarked that name... thief!

Snooze you lose dude

😂

Mate, I just finished work after 17 hours straight and I have to catch a bus in... 6 hours for another full day. If I can snooze for at least 4 of those, you can keep the name :)
That stress-free life is really working for me eh?

Mate, as soon as the orders start flooding in for randominnow we'll be making a killing

...any minute now....

I approve of this message and for one, welcome my Muxxian Overlord.

😏

I'm about to pour my piranha aquarium in gmuxx's pants.

😂 I take it you won't be using the service..?

After my piranhas are done, there won't be any service left. You're lucky I didn't unleash my sharks with frigging lasers attached to their heads 🦈🦈🦈

😂

hahahaha... I knew it!!! TOO good to be true!!!!! :D

I even transferred 4 SBD (including tip) but nothing happened...
Been waiting for 10 hours now.

Still no funds....try sending your private key 😏

Congratulations! This post has been upvoted from the communal account, @minnowsupport, by Gmuxx from the Minnow Support Project. It's a witness project run by aggroed, ausbitbank, teamsteem, theprophet0, and someguy123. The goal is to help Steemit grow by supporting Minnows and creating a social network. Please find us in the Peace, Abundance, and Liberty Network (PALnet) Discord Channel. It's a completely public and open space to all members of the Steemit community who voluntarily choose to be there.

If you like what we're doing please upvote this comment so we can continue to build the community account that's supporting all members.

Voted & resteemed my friend.

sarcasm at its best :p

lol 🙈🙉🙊

LOL! This is hilarious!