Mandamientos de la mujer casada - Gringo Carl y Flor de Huaraz

in humor •  7 years ago 
  1. Amaras a tu marido sobre todas las camas.
    Tambien en la mesa, el piso, la ducha, la chacra…… donde sea…. Jala siquis! (con los potitos calatos)
  2. No lo tormentaras con tener las piernas juntas.
    Sino separadas!
  3. Hacer el amor a las cinco de la mañana.
    Cuando el gallo dice kikiriki!
  4. No desearas mas que ocho por noche.
    No seas golosa!
  5. No mataras al pajarito de un solo tiro.
    Sino leeeeeentamente!
  6. No tomar bebidas alcaholicas sin la presencia de tu marido.
    Porque muchacha que se emborracha…. suelta la cucaracha!
  7. No desearas otro mas alto que tu marido.
    Porque mas vale chiquitito jugeton que grandaso mangason!
  8. No desearas a otro mas guapo.
    Porque en este mundo de sal y pimienta el hombre no vale por su pinta!
    Sino por su herramienta!
  9. Amaras a tu marido de 2 maneras distintas.
    De la cintura para arriba que sea guapo, fuerte y inteligente…..
    Y de la cintura para abajo.... no importa que sea un burro!
  10. No engordaras a tu marido con mas de 100 kilos.
    Sino en la cama lo diras pantene…. O sea mas panza que....... pene!

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