Resteem Bots: The More $$$ Memos You Send Me, The More I'll Consider Your Service

Lately, I've been receiving such a glorious amount of attention from promo accounts.

Screenshot From Steemd.com

It Truly Is An Honor

 
Then there are the ones that promise to resteem my post!

I just want to say how uplifting it is to know that you think so highly of my content.

Is it really that good? You think it deserves to be resteemed? To all 8000 of your followers?

You Have Piqued My Interest

 
I also want to say thank you for letting me know about the limited time offer.

It is quite concerning that time is running out. That's why I went straight to work on this post.

We Need To Clear Up 1 Concern 1st

 
You promise results, but how do I know I'll get upvotes from your followers?

How do I know you don't have 7,998 followers who haven't visited Steemit for months?

I mean you'll have my Steem and SBD first, and what will I have but a promise?

So I Have A Proposal For You

 
If you really want to impress me, show me what you've got.

Let me see the upvote power of your 8000 followers.

 
The quality of my content shouldn't be an issue. That's why you approached me in the 1st place, remember?

In fact, resteeming my posts will make you even more popular. It'll bring you more followers.

So I propose 5 free resteems on any of my recent posts. You decide which ones to promote.

The followers it brings you alone will be worth it. It'll make up for that small amount of bandwidth it costs you.

And I'll get to see if your service is worth it. If it brings in a rash of upvotes from your followers, maybe I'll pay to use it.

One Last Option

 
If for some unfathomable reason you don't like my proposal, I have another one.

The more Steem & / or SBD you send me, the harder I'll think about using your service. I even made a scale so you'll know how much to send.

 
You can decide my level of interest by altering your payment amount. Doesn't that sound good? My rates are as follows:

1. Didn't See It: $0.001 - $0.010

2. What's Your Account Name?: $0.011 - $0.50

3. That Might Work: $0.51 - $1.00

4. Do That Again - I'm About To Sign Up: $1.01 - or higher

Resteem Bot Account Holders! Use My Services As Many Times As You Like (Especially Number 4) Or Show Me What You Got!

You Can Also Get My Attention (Depending On The Amount) By Sending BTS To My BitShares Wallet: ffoeg-1

Just Put Your Spam In The Memo Box

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