More Redneck Signs!

in humor •  5 years ago  (edited)

Howdy folks and greetings from the Great Plains of North Texas!

I always save funny signs that I see online and then do a post of them every once in a while. I may be simple-minded but I think these are funny. This batch is a mixture of a few of my favorites and some new ones:

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I'm sure glad they explained this to me:

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Hey I have enough trouble finding my way around without signs like this!

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I'm sure this ain't at Wally World:

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THIS might be at Wally World

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Possibly the scariest sign out there:

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Such doors can be very deceiving:

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What the?

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Back to Wally World:

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Hey some of those big words are tricky!

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City planning at it's best:

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I know I shouldn't laugh:

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lol...thanks for stopping by folks, I hope these put a smile on your face!

-jonboy
Texas

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Everybody knows there is human in that Wendy's chili ;)

ohhhhh.. And I used to like that chili! lol. Howdy ginnyannette! oh shoot, it's been a while since I checked to see if you were posting again, I'll go over there tonight.

That's very sweet of you to check in on me.

Oh wow, the word sweet and me are never mentioned together so I'm very flattered. lol.

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Howdy Melinda! I'm so glad you liked those silly signs! so far all Oh I didn't know you were doing beer tokens, I love those. lol. I think they all showed up.

Oh, good! Glad they all worked... I need to get in the habit of sending them to people that I know appreciate them.

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Love that last one, especially. Also may have to think twice about eating at that Wendies...

  ·  5 years ago (edited)

Haha! I love the ones that are total accidents like that!

These are freaking hilarious!!!
Sign not in use! hahaha
Wendy's secret ingredient! lol
DO NOT BREATHE UNDER THE WATER!

Haha! I think so too owasco, I'm so glad you like them too!

YES! Thanks for the laugh!

Howdy sir simms50! I'm glad you liked those and that they gave you some laughs!

That "Do not breathe under the water" sign... 😂
These are hilarious! Thank you for sharing them.

Howdy kaelci! Another Aussie! Pleasure to see you and I'm so glad you enjoyed them!

lols

Howdy sir michealb! I'm glad you enjoyed these, thanks for reading!

Ok, so I went through the images several times and had a laugh but...Was unable to identify a favourite. Funny stuff here! Shows the lack of thought people put into things.

Haha..I agree sir galenkp...like the grocery worker who didn't know what bananas were called! Like they couldn't ask someone. I'm glad they made you laugh!

Was a good laugh to wake up to for sure. Made me want a yellow thing on my corn flakes. :)

Haha! Yeah I heard those yellow things were quite healthy!

Bwahaha.

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Howdy Janton! I am dying laughing!!! This is insane, lol. But I think my favorite are the EXPOSED NUTS, LOL. Oh my gosh!!! I am sending it to may daughter, lol.

Howdy Miss Lena! I'm so glad you liked them, it's crazy funny what people do isn't it? Don't forget to pick up some of those Long Yellow Things the next time you go to the store!

Oh yeah! I just got some yesterday, but to bad we don't have Wally World here. Must be such an amzing superstore, lol.

Howdy today Miss Lena! Ha! I can't tell if you are joking or not about Wally World, that's what we affectionately call Walmart. I like using their nickname so as not to make fun of them too blatantly. lol. You probably already know that but in case you don't.

Oh no! I did not.................I though you really had Wally World 😂😂😂
The Walmart here is quite normal, I never see anything too crazy, lol. It maybe depends on location!

I think the ones up North and in Canada have better employees, or smarter ones!

Probably, lol.

oh. Well I guess Walmart hires almost anyone, like ones who can't get a job anywhere else. lol.

Hahaha, some f those signs are funny. I don't think they are meant to but the killing one and hurting while you die is funny. I think we can all have a tendency to be rednecks to some degree when creating signs, lol.

I agree angiemitchell! I'd like to know why they put the sign on the dairy case door which says this is not an exit. Someone must have tried to go through there!

Hahaha, it sounds like it janton,

A good selection of funny signs. Hey, I thought these signs were only possible in countries where English is not the first language. 😊

Howdy sir Vincent! I don't know, I'm just a hermit. I figured people in Singapore spoke all languages especially English.

ROFLMAO!!! My cat is sitting on my lap and thinks I am in pain or something is wrong with me because I am laughing so hard. You should see the look on his face! Thanks for this fun post Jonboy!

Haha..I'm glad these made you laugh Butterfly, that makes my day! It's one of my better fluff posts. lol.

Ahhhhh...that was a good laugh for the day just brilliant dumb shit you got to love it 🤣 🤣 🤣

Howdy sir hangin! I'm glad you liked these. I'm sure they don't have anything like that in Thailand!

Ohhh...they have some really hilarious ones over here but i always forget to take photo of them i must make it a mission to do so and make a post out of it 🤣

I understand sir hangin because you are so busy laughing that you forget to take the photo!

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Well this is true sir janton but i will keep it in mind to start doing it now it will make a funny post 🤣

I went and voted for those sir hangin, good luck!

Thank you sir janton much appreciated 🙂

My pleasure sir hangin!

LOL

Howdy sir markkujantunen! I'm glad you enjoyed these, thanks for reading!

I sure did, sir! You're most welcome!

Love this - so funny.

Howdy today anneke! I'm so glad you liked it, thanks for reading! (and don't forget to pick up some of those long yellow things at the store!)

lol! good one anneke!

Hahaha, what a laugh here and that SOPT thing is a regular here. I also eat the long yellow things every day Sir @janton.
A host of very funny signs here Lol.
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Thanks sir papilloncharity, I'm so glad you like these. The SOPT sign is a regular mistake there?? Oh my. lol.

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A cryer my friend. I still have tears in my eyes from laughing as I punch out this reply.
Funny from the first to the last. You gotta love those rednecks.

Haha! Thank you sir bigsweed, I'm so glad you enjoyed these! How are things up North and do you have plans to go South for the worst part of the winter months?

Those are hilarious Cowboy! I’ll think twice before I buy food at Wendys-especially hamburgers. 😆
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Howdy redheadpei! I'm so glad you liked these and I wish you guys the best this year too!

This is so funny, hilarious. LOL

Howdy nelinoeva! I'm so glad you liked them! They probably don't have signs like that in your country. lol.

Oh they do, every country has it I believe LOL

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I see sir krazzytrukker. Well Grand Prairie doesn't sound like a big place is it? Some of those places you go gotta be safe, right?

Smack dab in that little place called Dallas / Ft. Worth....... Small....??

Not.....
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Nothin is small in Texas...... Except the drive you live on..... Lmao..!!

lol! very true sir krazzytrukker! When some kind of semi comes here, like the septic tank guy, we have to go out with long boards to lift up the branches so they don't catch on his exhaust or top of his cab. I'll get a photo of it sometime.

Small.. Grand Prairie lol...I was thinking it was somewhere else. But this comment was 9 hours ago, now where you at?

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