Coin of the Hour: WirelessCoin

Dude. Buddy. Bro. You still trying to flip your one sat PAC for two sat? Dump it.

This is the next big crypto. https://transpotimers.com/

1. It's Wireless
2. Solves the time travel in groups issue
3. Profit

This coin is going to finance time travel. And it's built on the mighty KOMODO platform!

A team composed of some of the biggest names in both crypto and time travel.

Strong fundamentals. Did Bitcoin consult with Einstein AND Tesla?

BUT, you ask, what differentiates it from OTHER time travel crypto?

How about A TIME TRAVELING BUS FULL OF THIRTY PEOPLE?

See, unlike some shit like Bitcoin, these guys are planning for the future. The scaling issue has just been solved in advance. While other crypto are working on a single time traveler, these cats are organizing FUCKING TIME TRAVELING TOUR BUSES.

And, thinking about it, has BTC even promised to solve time travel AT ALL?

ETH?

Don't make me laugh by suggesting Ripple will do it. Sorry, guise. Where we're going, we don't need banks.

And the best part of it? INFINITE HODLING.

So, keep your MINT, your LINDA. I'm all in on WirelessCoin.

I'll see you...in the future.