Man Killed After Being Sucked Into MRI Machine

in humor •  7 years ago  (edited)

Man Killed After Being Sucked Into MRI Machine: Mumbai police have confirmed that a 32-year-old man has died after being “sucked” into an MRI machine by a giant magnet. Wow, that really sucks! On a positive note, the MRI results are back - and he appeared to have been in excellent health!
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Humane Society CEO Subject of Sexual Harassment Complaints: The Humane Society of the United States is conducting an internal investigation into complaints of sexual harassment by its CEO Wayne Pacelle. My guess is that he tried to get them to do it “doggy style.” What I’d like to know is, just how in the world they were able to get the animals to sit still during the depositions? And if that isn’t enough controversy, some donors are feeling a little uncomfortable about rumors circulating that Michael Vic will be named as Pacelle’s replacement.
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Slow Walkers at Greater Risk of Dementia: New research found that people who tend to walk slow are at a significantly greater risk of getting Alzheimer’s. And why would’t they walk slow? Who’d be in a hurry to get to dementia?
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