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The Cereal Killer.

There was a murder in Breakfast Isle on Sugar Lane. Tony the Tiger aka Frosted Flakes was found dead with a bullet in his head. There was a Cereal Killer on the lose and police detective, Captain Crunch got right on the case to investigate the scene of the crime and he did not waste anytime. Tony was found by his older brother Corn Flakes a lot people call him "Blane" cause he does not have flavor, the frosted in his name. Corn Flakes said that it could been the Peebles girls, Fruity and Coco. Corn Flakes said Tony was dating the sisters but dump when they got pregnant. Tony he was talking smack saying he was not the father, the pops. He told everyone "Silly rabbit trixs are for kids." Cause he said the the Peebles sisters were messing with the Berry brothers, Frankin Berry and Blue Berry, but it was not the Pebbles girls they were giving birth during the time of the murder and the Berry boys were in delivery room with them.

Captain Crunch talked to Quaker Oats who lives on Hot Cereal Blvd in the quite part of Breakfast Isle he heard that Tony stole some Golden Grams, from the Honeycomb Hideout from Lucky Charms because they are magically delicious. But The lepercan was out of town in Ireland at the end of the rainbow looking for gold during the time of the murder of Tony.

Captain Crunch called in fellow detective Toucan Sam, Fruit Loops, cause has great nose for finding out about crimes. Sam told Captain Crunch about the chocolate Crew, Count Chocaula and Coco Puffs, everyone knows Coco Puffs is crazy and he could have murdered Tony. But they were at a family reunion with Uncle Ben and Aunt Jerima eating grits and pancakes when Tony got shot.

The case was growing cold so Captain Crunch called in his number one informant Rice Crispy cause he has knows the snap, crackle and pop of the streets. Rice was nervous talking to Captain Crunch but rice got relaxed when he got some Apple Jacks liquor. Rice said there was big beef, the healthier low sugar cereals, the Plain Gang, Cheerios, Corn Flakes, and Wheeties. Wheeties order the hit on Tony because he still thinks he is the breakfast of champions. Rice Crispy told Captain Crunch they hated Tony because he was always saying how "Great!!!" He was. Rice said they ask him to do the hit but he made excuse that he makes too much noise. Rice said "I thought Tony was a jerk but I did not think they would killed him!" Cheerios want to do the hit cause he gotta mad heart, but Blane said he get to Tony easy cause they are brothers. Cheerios and Wheeties drove Blane to the house and gave him a gun to kill Tony.

Captain Crunch said "So it was Blane all the time. I know it." He continued to built his case and convicted the Plain Gang of the "Cereal killing" of Tony the Tiger. Now Corn Flakes, Cheerios and Wheeties got Life and Micky he likes them, he really likes them.

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