I was a little bored and not feeling too well today, a little down in the dumps. So I thought I would try to come up with some whale jokes , to kind of cheer me up, and all of you as well! I hope you find them funny, or at least a little humorous! Please coment and add some of your own jokes if you like! I could use a good laugh today ! 😂😂😂
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In keeping with the photo : What is the Orcas favorite music to listen too and watch!?
🎭🎭🎭🎭ORCA-STRAS! 😆😂Knock knock - Whos there!? Whale!-- Whale Who?!
🎭🎭🎭🎭Whale you ever upvote me!?😆😂Why did the whale cross the street?!
🎭🎭🎭🎭Because the Dolphins and minnows were on THAT side!😆😂why do whales and Dolphins like salt water!?
🎭🎭🎭🎭Because pepper makes them sneeze!😆😂How many whales does it take to screw in a lightbulb!?
🎭🎭🎭🎭I dont know, but if you find out let MINNOW! Bwahahaha! Ok I liked that one! 😂😆😂what is black and white and red all over!?
🎭🎭🎭🎭A sunburned killer whale! 😆😂Which day of the week do whales hate!?
🎭🎭🎭🎭 ( FRYday! )Bwahahaha! Really liked that one too! 😂😆😂What do you call a whale in a phone booth!?
🎭🎭🎭🎭 STUCK! 😂😆HEHE!What do whales like to eat!?
🎭🎭🎭🎭Fish and SHIPS ! 😂😆LOL!what do you call a whale wearing earphones!?
🎭🎭🎭🎭Whatever you want, he cant hear you! 😂😆
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I saw the first one and starting laughing and coughing at the same time! I think I had what is commonly known as a conniption.....
Thanks for the whale of a good time! Keep it up, PLEASE!!
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Haha! Ok , very good thanks a bunch! Lol! 😂😆🐋🐳
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Baby whale: Dad, where do i come from?
Daddy whale: From my penis.
baby whale: Thanks dad...
Daddy whale: You are whale cum.
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Hahaha! Good one, love it thanks for sharing! 😂😂😂😂
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Some jokes are just so bad they're punny. LOL! Thanks for sharing.
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I want to know why you were sad. Sometimes I
I feel like a fat whale...
Was that it?
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