The kids say

Do you remember what your children said when they were little and even older? Years so until 7-10? For example, I recently regretted that his time did not bother to record the few funny sayings that I was indulged in infancy son.

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Remember things that you forgot something. He immediately began to speak the right words, even the "R" in his work. At the age of 7-8 months, he took care to durcal, depicting the car, and in 1.5 years he told the Belarusian poems, which are often repeated like this: "Trinca-bryntsi balalaika, trinty-bryntsi play on". The only thing he could do to rearrange the words in some places the syllables. And even then, I remember only two such "tabaria" instead of "battery" and "Kosala" instead of "wheel", but that "wheel" was clear.

Apparently noticing that I sometimes get upset from not hearing him say anything funny, he came up with the same one word, that's just how I tried now to remember, can not in any way. It's a shame, ridiculous, really, was, while, on the other hand, a little uncomfortable was because it was associated with the name. He came up with this word is the nickname of our cat Vaska, but the name is Vasily and his uncle... Well, pearls... their, too, was not very many, can, of course, I their and since forgotten. But from what I remember.

Him was 2 year and 1 month. I'm going to the interview, in front of the mirror put on lashes mascara, eye shadow. Well, how can you pass up such an event? Around, trying to consider what I was doing, then "given" conclusion: "you are beautiful! Blue-blue!"Straight from the "zombie" turns out :)

2-3 years. I'm gonna go to work, lock the door so I don't leave. My words that I have to leave to earn money, says: "even though you, as a grandmother, bring the money home!"

From 2 to 4 loved sagely rattling off Proverbs, my grandmother was a fast learner. It is interesting that said something in time and to a place. In 3 year on their own learned an alphabet. Ah, as on their own. I worked at home, will approach and tortures: "tell, That for he or?"I'm outraged: "can't you see? I work, you're in my way!". In response to hear: "you tell me and I will be left behind.""A", "b", " b " in General since year knew: instead of drawing on raspashonkah were :)

Then, of course, I already bought him entertained with good use cubes with letters and split the alphabet in which syllables are already made and easier words to collect. Here he not only entertained me, came to me at work, and then the Secretary started to torture him, so to speak. He will lay down a word from the letters or syllables and asked to read it. He will sit for a moment, wince his forehead, then says: "we must think..."and then, "what do think of that? To read need to!"

Son 4.5 years, are already long in the regional hospital, and all who were with us in the house. All already tired of the endless tests, injections, IVS, pain... No joy either books, chitanya-peretiranie, no toys, even a then-popular Tetris and the wolf collects eggs in the basket, solid melancholy... And then someone came up with the idea — and learn-ka you the alphabet. The son was surprised at first — I say, already and letters a long time ago I know, and know how to read. The older boy explains to him what the alphabet is and how useful it is to know it. In a few days we forgot about boredom. Laughter from across the chamber caused five letters — "o", "p", "R", "s", "t", or rather, how he said them.

Many of you know that my son is actually my nephew (sister's son). Year in 3-4 was concerned about the idea. He, like the boy, of course, important was the presence in his life of his father, so he proposed that I "married his father." My question is, where are we going to do about mom, he replied: "Let him run", but when I explained to him that this was impossible, he said: "Nothing, then I when I grow up, will marry you!".

Ah and the last of what I remember. He had turned 6 years old, big like, but apparently, the question of where babies come from, just ripe for it. It was at work. I came back from the shop, where I went on production necessities, but stayed a little while talking to the workers. And then runs to me with all his child and shouted: "I know where I've been before.". I am at a loss ask: "where is?". He, touching a hand to my belly, proudly answered: "here." Was dumb, as in the "inspector"...

In General, no wonder when we read a book by K. Chukovsky "2 to 5", there are so many interesting things to know that telling our children that once said and we are only long forgot about it.

In the end I want to add a story, but with a younger sister, which at that time was a 3.5, probably. Lived we in jacket, several families was. And somehow uses it in the street, laughing up a storm and repeats only one word "balyaga". Nobody could guess what it is. They went through a lot of options, up to the point that it is something transformed from profanity. Didn't know whether to praise or scold her for it word and was utterly surprised by the fact that it was only "Baba Yaga". She heard on the street, she liked and a few adults for over an hour trying to understand what it is!

Write down, do not be lazy, find a minute for this, everything that your children say, then you will laugh with them.