Join me in going down the rabbit-hole of randomized wikihow articles. God help us.

in humor •  8 years ago 

First off, let's get the link out of the way.

www.wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

Boom, there you go. Have fun with that.

Now, let's take a look at some of the godawful high-quality articles we can find.


How to Develop Telekinesis


How to Become a Military Psychologist


How to Become a Bounty Hunter


How to Potty Train a Shih Tzu


How to Stop Belching


 

How to Flirt With a Cancer


How to Become a Better Offensive Basketball Player

A single picture doesn't do justice to this article, so here's a whole frickin' gallery.








Finally, we come to a true masterpiece. This is the very pinnacle of artistic perfection, a magnificent work unparalleled by its contemporaries. All of history has been but a prelude to the creation of this. The sum total of all human achievement is as ash before the withering radiance of this sacred monument. All of existence can only watch and bear witness as a ripple forms upon the surface of the featureless seas of eternity. As the ripple propagates through the boundless waters, the ocean of infinity begins to froth and foam, growing more vigorous and more chaotic until all things both eternal and temporal become united in a single maelstrom. Out of the din and clamor of the storm arises a clear, immutable voice. As it reverberates through existence, it cleaves through the airless vacuum, transcending the laws of reality to inscribe its singular message upon the very fabric of our universe:

"Long had men sought to attain perfection, but in the end, they succumbed to their hubris. For 'twas not man who brought forth perfection into the world, but machine."

May God have mercy on our souls.

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Feel free to share any abominations discovered during your own journeys into outer space randomized wikihow articles.

It's your paintings?_?

Haha, no.

They're all wikihow illustrations, many of them made by a bot. They're hilariously bad.

it looks like a plagiarism, right?

I provided the links to the articles containing the illustrations in the post itself.

The blue text titles like How to Potty Train a Shih Tzu are all hyperlinks that lead directly to the article when you click on them.

I understood