Funny Old Ads

in humor •  7 years ago 

My friend on Pinterest posts these great old ads- I don't know where he finds them but some are great.

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Now if this won't cure alcoholism...

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For the Snowflake in your life... Should have named it Growaset!

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Satanic... Need I say more...

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And I thought it was illegal!

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"Will not tire out or show pity!"

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Ah- my dream job!!!

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Hilarious ads! Thank you for the laughs. I can't wait to check out more of your posts. This is my third day on steemit and I love it. The steemit community is so great and helpful. Everyone is so kind and helpful. It is such an honor to be a part of this community. I am following and I upvoted. :)

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Thank you... A friend just emailed me a bunch of old ads I haven't had a chance to go through them yet. One is "Old Dick" candy bars "Tastes like Old Dick." Don't upvote anything past a week old by the way- nobody gets anything!

Thank you for the upvote! Thank you for letting me know about the upvote past a week. I really appreciate the info and help. This is only my third day on steemit. I'm trying to learn as much as I can. Thanks again!

Glad to see you on Steemit... You should watch this. Titus is a really good guy and someone to follow. In this he explains a lot about how the platform works.

Thank you SO MUCH! I am going to watch right now! You're the best! Again, thanks for all the help! :)

😂😂😂 it's very funny.

LOL who does these things, honestly...I wonder what the people printing them thought, couldn't have thought they sounded right.
I think I'll have a Sa-tan-ic, just for the hell of it and a few bottles of Growaset, 'cause I know some people who could really use them ;)

I've been told that meth is an effective treatment for narcolepsy. Another reason I've been hesitant about going to the doctor for a proper diagnosis.

Massage, eh? Be careful what you wish for. All the customers aren't going to look like that!

Funny you should mention that. I have a friend who's an orthopedic surgeon. He did a residency in OB/Gyn for obvious reasons... He said "IT ain't what it's cracked up to be, you don't get to see the good ones, just sick ones with green shit dripping out!"

OK, got a little nauseous reading that, I must say!

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Yes indeed a dream job right there Rich

tips hat

These ads will never get old! LOL!