RE: The Power Of Euphemisms

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The Power Of Euphemisms

in humor •  7 years ago 

With all of the painkillers I have to take, I often feel like I'm carrying King Kong around!

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Have you tried MMJ?

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      ·  7 years ago 

    I started in 1962... It makes pain worse because I think about it more. That doesn't mean I don't like to get high though!

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Lol, they say that opiate consumption is going down in states where mmj is legal.

    I agree that my toothaches hurt more high, and that is a sad day in paradise.
    Can't get high, and my tooth won't stop hurting.

    Well, what doesn't kill us, just makes us grumpier, eh?

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        ·  7 years ago 

      If you understood my pain level you would understand more... I'll take all of your toothaches if you spend 1 week in my body!

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        ·  7 years ago 

      No, thanks.
      I have been very lucky to live mostly pain free.

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        ·  7 years ago 

      I fell 25-30 feet in 1985 and landed on my back on boulders breaking it badly. The orthopedic surgeon predicted I'd be in a wheelchair within 5-10 years. My body tries to compensate for the weakness which causes other problems... Long story short- I live in horrible debilitating pain constantly. (The offer is still open lol)

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        ·  7 years ago 

      Woo, that is bad.

      Calgon is not gonna help with that.

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          ·  7 years ago 

        Probably not!

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