Even more seeking

in humor •  8 years ago 

Easily perturbed man seeking patient woman. Enjoys trying to enjoy things. Requires fit, yet buxom female with a zen-like outlook on rude jokes and short fuses. I want to look across the table, past your shoulder, and judge the guy with the earring and jelled hair. I want to put your hand in mine, pull you in real close, and tell you why I dislike chain wallets and polo shirts, especially when combined. If you were mine, you would never hear the end of my dislike for Grey's Anatomy. If we were together I would be picky about what food we eat, I would argue against the stigma that day drinking makes me an "alcoholic", and politely accept that you have your own taste in music while firmly maintaining that mine is superior. Text only, no emojis please, I find them trite.


Nerd man seeking wealthy nerd girl. Enjoys Netflix and popcorn, Amazon and Girl Scout cookies, Hulu and mixed nuts, Apple TV and Chinese take out, and HBOGo with chef salads. This tower of intellect showers weekly and works out biannually. My dream first date involves two entrees and you picking up the check. I will make coffee every morning and so can you if you want. Expect Star Wars posters, cosplay requests, and role playing.
-but you can't be an Elven Lord, that is my character, I had it first. I am Best Buy-Curious, in that I hope to buy a 90 inch TV and love to hang out in the Blu Ray aisle of stores. Text only, talking is for dorks.

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